Ask Miss Pauling
Oh, ah... Miss Pauling. Good afternoon. I do apologize for the intrusion; however, I was wondering... Would you care to go out for dinner sometime? I'm sure that Mr. Hale would allow me to take /one/ night off for some 'personal time'. --Offers a charming, boyish smile.--

…dinner? I’ll have to check my schedule, but I don’t see why not. There’s always time for dinner with a friend. 

I do not know who that other man is, Frau Pauling, but I can assure you I have absolutely no interest in you - and even if I did, I would not be such an idiot as to hit on my supervisor, of all people.

Don’t fret, doctor. I’m aware the other doctor isn’t you; and I’m quite aware of your…lack of interest in me.

Besides, this whole situation is really fairly harmless. 

*shoulders bat* So whose idea was it exactly ta start bringin' in girl recruits?

I’m not sure. Mister Hale’s, I think. 

Frankly, I’m surprised we didn’t start recruiting women right off the bat. I mean, you all seem more than capable.

Red medic: *produces a heart from behind his back* for you <3

Um..thank you, doctor. 

*tentatively takes the heart*

Whose- uh, whose heart is this? 

You are quite capable at times and I think you don't get enough credit for your work.

Oh, thank you. It’s always nice to see that my work is being appreciated. 

would one team member killing another team member be against contract?

We take certain precautions to ensure that doesn’t happen. But yes, it would be against contract. 

Scratches has wandered away from his owner, Mary. He looks at Miss Pauling, and gives a grating "Rrrrrow! Brrrow?" The scraggly zombie cat watches her.

Um. Hello, kitty…

Miss Pauling what gun magazines do you subscribe to? I need more reading material for Sasha.

There are quite a few, actually. If you’d like, I can drop some off for Sasha next time I’m on base. 

DAMMIT PAULING. YOU'RE THE BEST. HAPPY SECRETARY'S DAY, WHENEVER IT IS. HAVE AN EAGLE.
Anonymous

…Mister Hale?

the administrator must have you really busy if you havent answered anything til now.
Anonymous

She has had me rather busy lately. But I’ve managed to find some free time.